Good News
First of all: Aaron and I don’t have a dog. I have no idea what that crazy bastard is talking about. The complex we live in doesn’t allow pets over ten pounds, and then they charge an extra fee for the pet, so we’ve never gotten one. So even if we had a dog, it would be a chihuahua-sized runt, and if he got his ass kicked by a chihuahua… well, then we have absolutely nothing to be afraid of.
Secondly: I would never shave an animal.
And finally: Aaron says he’s willing to start posting again, soon. So that’s really all I have to say tonight, except I’m glad to hear that ‘youknowme/oohthethingsiveseen’ got his ass handed to him by an imaginary animal. More power to you, Shaved Phantom Dog.
Not Dead 
November 7, 2010 at 5:31 am
I hate to inform you, but it’s probably best you know now. Just in case.
If what you’re new “friend” saw wasn’t an illusion, you may have bigger problems now.
November 7, 2010 at 3:17 pm
Well, I have to admit, our area isn’t exactly known to be on top of wildlife management. If there IS an animal – a coyote, I suppose it could be; people see them around here sometimes – then we’ll have to call animal control.
But I think the bastard got cold feet, really. I’ve been thinking about it, and I really just think he knew Aaron had been sitting up late at night and decided he was too scared to try breaking in again.
November 7, 2010 at 5:02 pm
…Yeah, that’s probably it.
November 8, 2010 at 1:14 pm
While you’re sounding so snide in your commentary, do tell us what YOU think it is.
November 8, 2010 at 5:52 pm
I wasn’t being snide. I’m sorry if it came across that way. I figured if you didn’t know what it was, and I can’t be completely sure it was what it sounded like to me, there was no need to make you panic more.
I thought that I might be jumping to conclusions.
I’m sorry.
I shouldn’t have said anything.
November 9, 2010 at 1:33 pm
No. You probably shouldn’t have. But it’s okay.